Birth control for my child-less friends

If you were chuckling about my post yesterday, this will most likely keep you from having kids for a while. I am in tears this morning (at 5am) over this. Here is a timeline of our night.

8:00 pm I brush Paula's teeth and read books and she goes to bed.

8:30 pm I bathe and feed Nathan, swaddle him and put him down next to my bed. He goes down easy.

9:00 pm I clean up the kitchen, pick up toys, etc.

9:30 pm I go to bed

12:30 am I am awakened by "MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY" so I go up, put her back in bed and tell her its the middle of the night and she needs to sleep (this is not super abnormal...happens once in a while, but usually one time in the night and she's back asleep until morning)

12:45 am No such luck...Repeat of the last one

1:00 am Nathan wakes to eat

1:05 am Repeat of my 12:30 am post, but Shane goes to her this time since I'm feeding Nathan

1:15 am He is back in there again

1:45 am Nathan goes down

2:00 am Paula is up again. This time I decide to lay with her in her bed (bad habit, but when you aren't getting sleep you do what you need to do)

From 2 am to 4 am I am rolling over telling her to go to sleep. We fall asleep sometime around 4 am.

5:00 am Shane comes and gets me because Nathan needs to eat. Paula wakes when I try to sneak out of her bed, and I can't get her to lay back down. So she is downstairs with me while I feed Nathan.

5:45 am Nathan is finished eating and I try to lay him down. However, each time I swaddle and rock him he is awakened by Paula talking very loudly and me telling her to SHHHHH

6:15 am As I am writing this post I have swaddled and rocked him 4 times and he is still awake.

Oh, and Nathan is colicy, so if he doesn't go back to sleep, my day is going to be exponentially worse than if I was just tired from a lack of sleep.

Yes, this was our night. Worst night so far, and not the fault of Nathan. Oh what a long day today will be.